Ran across this clipping that struck me as funny Jersey County Democrat, July 2, 1891 I have compromised with the young pirate who has been blowing the cornet in the room next to mine. I found that threats of bodily harm had no effect on him, and so took another plan. I have agreed to give him every evening one cigar, on condition that he will try to play no more while we remain under the same roof. He thinks he can play, while the noise he makes has given me the neuralgia, warped all the furniture in my room, and soured the milk in the hotel. The cigar I am to give him is the best to be found in town, pure Drumhead filler and Early York wrapper. He has accepted and I am figuring on getting a little sleep tonight. From the Jersey County Democrat, August 6, 1891 A toothache epidemic is raging throughout this township. Keep your teeth indoors.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 02:01:34 +0000
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