Random thoughts as we age ... The biggest lie I tell myself is ...I dont need to write that down, Ill remember it. Wouldnt it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We havent met yet. I dont trip over things, I do random gravity checks. I dont need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. Old age is coming at a really bad time! Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap. I dont have gray hair. I have wisdom highlights. Im just very wise. My people skills are just fine. Its my tolerance to idiots that needs work. Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he wouldve put them on my knees. The kids text me plz which is shorter than please. I text back no which is shorter than yes . Im going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what Ill do that second week. When did it change from We the people to screw the people ? Even duct tape cant fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound! Why do I have to press one for English when youre just gonna transfer me to someone I cant understand anyway? Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud? At my age Getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad !!!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 00:55:24 +0000
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