Randy, the rooster. This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants to raise chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, Yeah, Ive got this great rooster, named Randy. Hell service every chicken you got, no problem. Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides hed be worth it and buys the bird. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard. Before he lets him go, he decides to give the rooster a little pep talk. Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. Youve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, Ill need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun, the farmer said with a chuckle. Randy actually seemed to understand! The farmer pointed toward the hen house and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is delighted. As he goes about his work, the farmer notices a commotion in the duck pen? sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! Randy gets all the geese. By sunset the farmer spots Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmers starting to worry that his expensive rooster wont even last 24 hours at this pace! Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold in the middle of the yard. vultures are circling overhead. Saddened by the loss of such a colourful - and expensive - animal, the farmer shakes his head and says, Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, and now look what youve done to yourself. Randy opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, Shhh, theyre getting closer...
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 12:13:22 +0000
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