Reason #317 why I dont really like my kids: I started cooking actual food about 6mths ago (like real meals, not Qdoba that I heated up). But due to my questionable track record (burnt or undercooked food and fewer than 5 instances of food poisoning) they dont trust me. So every time they notice me preparing to cook, one by one they either leave, go to sleep or pretend to be sick so that they wont have to eat dinner. Then, when they think Im in my room for the night (always after 10pm) they nominate Nico to sample what I cooked. Once Mr Stomach of Steel tries it, he yells back Aye yall....its cool and they all venture their sneaky asses into the kitchen to eat. But if he dumps it out & they hear him rip open a pack of Ramen noodles, Mikey orders pizza online and Nicaya makes oatmeal & a Pop Tart. I should sell all 3 of them on Ebay. #DomesticGoddess #FutureFosterKids
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 01:46:53 +0000
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