Relax... and have a laugh! HUSBANDS FOR SALE a store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbambwe, where a woman may go to choose a husband.. among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. you may visit the store only once. there are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the floors. there is, however, a catch....you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. so a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband... 1st floor....these men hav jobs and love the lord 2nd floor...these men have jobs, love the lord, and love kids 3rd floor...these men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, and are extremely gud looking.. wow! the woman thinks...but feels compelled to keep going. she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads.. 4th floor....these men hav jobs, love the lord, love kids, are drop-dead good -looking and help with the house work.. oh..mercy me....she exclaimed!..i can hardly stand it. still, she goes to the 5th floor.. 5th floor...these men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead-gorgeous, help with house work, and hav a strong romantic streak. .. she is so tempted to pick, but she goes to sixth floor 6th floor...YOU ARE VISITOR NO. 4,363,012 TO VISIT THIS FLOOR. there are no men on this floor. this floor exists solely as PROOF that women are impossible to please! thank you for shopping at the husband store. watch your step as you exit the building, and have a good day!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 09:21:25 +0000