Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says I love New York in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if hes nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, heres one plan. 1) The US, UK , CANADA , New Zealand and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our interference in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those good ole boys, we will never interfere again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines. They dont want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. Well give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. Theyre illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you dont like it there, change it yourself and dont hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We dont need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign students over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they dont attend classes, they get a D and its back home baby. 6) The US, UK , CANADA , New Zealand and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they dont like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not interfere. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We dont need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us Ugly Americans any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isnt that a winner of a plan? The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Shes got a baseball bat and shes yelling, you want a piece of me? If you agree with the above, forward it to friends...If not, I would be amazed if you DELETED it!!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 21:31:02 +0000
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