Rules for Booty Call 1) Dont call me, Ill call you. If you show up at my place unannounced you will get shot 2) Do not park in the driveway - you better park 8 blocks down and around the corner so wear hiking boots 3) Dont ask me for a tour of my house. The only places you need to see is the door, the hallway and the bedroom. If youre hungry or need to use the bathroom, our session is over! 4) No kissing or swapping fluids of any kind! 5) No hickeys, love bites or scratches 6) Dont make me lay in the wet spot in my own dayum bed!! 7) No cuddling 8) No pillow talk. Just stfu and maybe Ill let you spend the night. 9) No sleepovers 10) Dont accidentally forget sh*t! Matter of fact, why you bringing all that extra clothes and jewerly for?! Were not on a f*cking date! All your ass needs is a t-shirt and pants. If you enter my house w/ more than 2 pieces if clothing, jewerly, cell phones, etc.... and you forget to take them w/ you, I reserve the right to sell them on ebay.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 19:21:37 +0000