SCANDAL RECAP: So this week’s episode of Scandal started off with the War of the Roses….America’s favorite couple The Neely’s, I mean, the Elliots, was faking the funk. (And you thought your marriage was bad? If your man tells you being tortured by the Taliban is better than being married to you, he’s just not that into you….) Im really feeling Crazy Mellie and her platter of Popeye’s. But she has me torn. One minute, I don’t think she’s mental, just fed up….the next, I’m like that grief is real! (I mean, I know she’s acting, but its real fake real). Huck and Quinn...I get y’all got this nasty passion you’re fighting, but really, Q? If you pull my teeth out, I have no love for you. Like Ever. The men of Scandal been taking their testosterone shots...Caveman Jake told Liv you don’t summon me, I summon you….had the girl coming over in her birthday suit…Do right David learned how to get downright dirty to get what he wants….And Abby got a shot of that testosterone, too, temporarily snapping Mellie out of her Uggs… And let the Tupac conspiracy theories begin. “We saw a body, not a face.” “That wasn’t Harrison, it was a body double.” “He’s coming back but as another actor.” Y’all let Brolivia rest in peace with Biggie and Pac…. Cyrus-I-like-my-men-young-and-I-trimmed-my-lacefront….whew, I wasn’t ready for that…but word of advice, don’t trust a nice chest and a smile…. Being a fixer must pay very well because Liv, I didn’t miss how you have a Prada bag in every color….(I didn’t see that in the Olivia Pope collection at the Limited) Oh, and Shonda, whomever wrote the State of the Union speech on gun control needs to pass that on to the real president… Gotta go refill my wine...Until next week….
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 02:54:22 +0000
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