***SIDE CHICK CONTRACT**** I_______________________, promise to keep my mouth shut about your business at all times. I hereby state that I will have dinner ready on the preferred specified nights upon your arrival. You____________________, will contribute to Electricity and Water bill as well as Food contributions monthly in the amounts of but no higher than (R3000-5000) monthly in order to keep me in line and to make sure you can wash your ass after you have your way with me. I________________________, promise to never speak to nor look at your wife/girlfriend/child’s mother and in turn, You________________, will make every effort to make sure we DO NOT end up in the same location. I will be available to you 3 nights a week and I will specify 48 hours in advance if plans should change. You__________________, will not lie and make me feel as if I am more than just a side chick and I will not introduce you to anyone relevant in an attempt to feel more relevant. As your side chick, I also understand the hours that are permissible to call your phone and/or text. You are able to text and/or call at your leisure. You are not allowed to act jealous; this violates the clause to not make me feel relevant. In the event that your “other half” contacts me, I am to act as if I am a girlfriend of a good friend of yours and you will follow up with that friend to play along as needed. I will listen to your problems and keep mine to myself because you don’t care. Lastly, You___________________, will buy me a gift for Valentine’s Day, Christmas and Mother’s Day but I will accept them 24 to 48 hrs after the actual holiday, I_____________________, will in turn do the things your girlfriend/wife WILL NOT X10 during those holidays. Side Chick_______________________________________ Date_______________ Cheater_________________________________________ Date_______________.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 17:20:50 +0000
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