SOME AFRICANS PARABLES:: 1. When hot water quarrels with flour, it is the cooking stick that always mediates 2. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat. 3. Getting married to a girl that weighs morethan 80 kg is polygamy (LMAO) 4. When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes a great skill not force to killit. 5. However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain at the back. 6. If the throat can swallow a knife, the anusmust find a way of expelling it. 7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. 8. The man who marries a beautiful wife anda man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem. 9. The frown on the face of a goat does not prevent it from being taken to the market. 10. No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet. 11. No matter how much weed you smoke, you cannot be the MOST HIGH.12. One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers. 13. He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks from the water. 14. The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef. #Peejay = do u agree with dis???
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 06:37:24 +0000
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