STEVE’S TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY A man bought a Blue Macaw for $8000 because it was guaranteed to talk. After several days, the Macaw had not talked. So, he went back to the bird store and asked if there was a reason for this. The bird store owner asked if there was a mirror in the cage so the Macaw could see itself and think it was another bird. The man said, “No. How much are your mirrors?” The merchant said, “They are $100 because they are made of a special material.” So the man bought the mirror. But a couple of days later, he returned dejected saying the Macaw still had not said a word. The shop owner said, “Does he have a swing in his cage to make him happy?” The man said, “No. How much are the swings? The shop owner told him they were $100 to which the man said, “You mean a little swing is $100? OH, ok, I’ll buy the swing. However, a couple of days later, the man was back again and the bird still had not said a word. The shop owner said, “I’ll bet he needs a bell in his cage to play with so he will be happy and start talking. They are only $90.” The man exasperated man said, “I’ll take the bell, too”. A couple of days later, the bird owner brought in a shoe box with the Macaw in it, and it was dead. The shop owner was amazed that the bird had died and asked the man if it ever said anything. The man said, “Yeah he finally said only one word just before he fell off his swing, dead. He said, FOOOOOOOOD!”
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 12:00:36 +0000
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