#STOLEN RULES for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING during December period: 1. Respect the buyer. 2. Greet the buyer before you sit. 3. Dont be boring, tell more stories but dont talk more than the buyer. 4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter. 5. Dance to any music that the buyer likes. 6. Buyers jokes are always funny so laugh out loud. 7. When the buyer fights, fight...even if you are skinny weak, my friend fight! 8. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before, you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. 9.When the buyer stops drinking, stop too. 10.Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when Im drinking Ginger Ale) 11. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink, Black Label for you 12. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice blocks. 13. In a cooler box, the buyers drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top, youre responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls for one. 14.If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside the cooler box until theres some space. 15. If by some reason you have to leave and there are drinks on remaining, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buyer... Thank you for cooperation
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 05:40:14 +0000
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