STUPID QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK!!!! I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much? Answer: give me N1500 mtn ********************************* They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl.. **************************************** Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises.... Question; are u going to church? NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE ************************************ NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. ************************************ Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. ******************************** On ur wedding, one idiot walk up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. ***************************** Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. *************************************** I listened to 9 oclock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. ********************************* Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. ************************************** Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso rock!.... ADD URS LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 12:28:41 +0000
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