SUNDAY LAUGHS :) AMUSING 10 MARKETING CONCEPTS: SMART MARKETING CONCEPTS EXPLAINED BY PROFESSOR TO STUDENTS 1. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY: I AM VERY RICH. MARRY ME! “THATS DIRECT MARKETING 2. YOURE AT A PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS GOES UP TO HER AND POINTING AT YOU SAYS: HES VERY RICH. MARRY HIM. THATS ADVERTISING 3. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU GO UP TO HER AND GET HER TELEPHONE NUMBER. THE NEXT DAY, YOU CALL AND SAY: HI, IM VERY RICH. MARRY ME “THATS TELEMARKETING 4. YOURE AT A PARTY AND SEE GORGEOUS GIRL. YOU GET UP AND STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE, YOU WALK UP TO HER AND POUR HER A DRINK, YOU OPEN THE DOOR (OF THE CAR) FOR HER, PICK UP HER BAG AFTER SHE DROPS IT, OFFER HER RIDE AND THEN SAY: BY THE WAY, IM RICH. WILL YOU MARRY ME? “THATS PUBLIC RELATIONS 5. YOURE AT A PARTY AND SEE GORGEOUS GIRL. SHE WALKS UP TO YOU AND SAYS:YOU ARE VERY RICH! CAN YOU MARRY ! ME? “THATS BRAND RECOGNITION 6. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY: I AM VERY RICH. MARRY ME! SHE GIVES YOU A NICE HARD SLAP ON YOUR FACE. THATS CUSTOMER FEEDBACK 7. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU GO UP TO HER AND SAY: I AM VERY RICH. MARRY ME! AND SHE INTRODUCES YOU TO HER HUSBAND. THATS DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP 8. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU GO UP TO HER AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, ANOTHER PERSON COME AND TELL HER: IM RICH. WILL YOU MARRY ME? AND SHE GOES WITH HIM THATS COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARKET SHARE 9. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU GO UP TO HER AND BEFORE YOU SAY: IM RICH, MARRY ME! YOUR WIFE ARRIVES. HATS RESTRICTION FOR ENTERING NEW MARKETS 10. YOU SEE A GORGEOUS GIRL AT A PARTY. YOU WALK UP TO HER AND BEFORE YOU CAN SAY, “I AM VERY RICH. MARRY ME!”, YOUR WIFE TURNS THAT’S BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY! HAVE A GR8 SUNDAY. KEEP SMILING
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 06:12:00 +0000
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