SWEG 301 (UNDERSTANDING YOUR WOMAN) FEMALES ARE SPECIAL CREATURES POINT SYSTEM USED BY LADIES IN EVALUATING THEIR MEN (FUN) SIMPLE DUTIES ~ You make the bed (+1) ~ You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) ~ You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) ~ You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) ~ In the rain (+8) ~ But return with Beer (-5) ~ You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) ~ You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) ~ You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) ~ You hit it with iron rod (+10) ~ Its her dog (-10) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS ~ You stay by her side the entire party (0) ~ You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a colleague (-2) ~ Named Aisha (-4) ~ Aisha is very good at dancing (-10) HER BIRTHDAY ~ You take her out to dinner (0) ~ You take her out to dinner and its not a sports bar (+1) ~ Okay, its a sports bar (-2) ~ And its all-you-can- eat night (-3) ~ Its a sports bar, its all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite football club (-10) A NIGHT OUT ~ You take her to a movie (+2) ~ You take her to a movie she likes (+4) ~ You take her to a movie you hate (+6) ~ You take her to a movie you like (-2) ~ Its called Death Cop (-3) ~ You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15) YOUR PHYSIQUE ~ You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15) ~ You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10) ~ You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30) ~You say, It doesnt matter, you have one too. (-8000) ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION ~ She asks, Do I look fat? (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT] ~ You hesitate in responding (-10) ~ You reply, Where? (-35) ~ Any other response (-20) COMMUNICATION ~ When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0) ~ You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) ~ You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500) ~ She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000) GOOD DAY CLASS, WELL SEE NEXT CLASS.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 17:18:07 +0000
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