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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..󾰛󾰛 Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... Beautiful answer Daughter: what is marriage? Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore".... 1 Sardar ne MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h? Mendk bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? Best Traffic Advertisement of Year: Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a Helmet with a Saying: "Take care of ur Head., Not every 1 gets a Replacement like Me..". Sir: Define Energy ? Sardar: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Sardar: "and this is called Energy......" 󾌨󾌲󾌨󾌲󾌨󾌲󾌨󾌲 Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted !!
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 13:51:16 +0000

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