β¨Sardars are backπππ A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: Fill Up In Capital. π Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: Todays dinner should be light ! π 1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking. π π On romantic date sardars gf asks him: Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring? He said: Sure ! Whats your phone no.? π Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. π Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji He wrote:Due To Rain, No Match! π What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. π Why cant sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency? They cannot find the eleven on the phone. π Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold. Wife: Why? Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10. π Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! π What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins???? The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...π Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR π¬π Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. π³β After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ππ One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ππ¨ Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, Gandhi was a great man, but I dont know who is Jayanthi. ππ Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! ππβ Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. ππππ Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new πππ Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! Thats an unbelievable exchange offer!!! ππ Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: Bombay .. Bombay Air hostess said: B silent. Sardar: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay π³ππ¨π Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA? Sardar: All are born on government holidays...!!! ππβ¨ Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE..ππ
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