Sat at mi mum an dads and Jennifer Aniston pops up on the TV. I innocently remarked she looks good for her age at 45. Mi dad with the laptop on his lap eagerly scrolling through his daily routine of Ancestry heard my comment. Married or in a committed relationship the red blooded male despite the age got the better of him and needed to have a look at our former FRIENDS actress to see if he concurs with my MILFY comment. He never said this but I knew. Never or less mi mother very much like a Tiger sticks her claws out straight away at my comment with this; Yeah well shes got millions in the bank shes definitely had a boob job shes obviously had cosmetic surgery and them teeth are far too white and that isnt her real hair cant be. And that lipstick huh bet ya cant buy that in House of Fraser or else Id look like her (with a sarcastic laugh) WOW!!! All that said faster than you could say Estée Lauder. Mi dad saw how much Id just been savaged and I could see it in his eyes thinking rather you than me. Not wanting the same fate not to get caught looking at Aniston quickly re focused on ancestry to see how many other pig farmers we are related to back in Sunderland in the 17th century.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 18:01:00 +0000
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