See, this is why I dont like you dear hunger-infested, mean, selfish, fat wannabe Kenyans. Accompanied by my friend, Wanja, I walk through the entrance to Nakumatt (after a vigorous bum and bossom frisk by the guards), rush to my favourite spot only to find ALL my favourite flavoured ice cream gone. I run to the Chocolates area hoping to get what I need, shock on me. Fudge, Kitkat, Knickers and dairy Milk (dark) Is all I see. Blink once, twice. Nothing. No white chocolate. None. I console my fellow hog of a friend who convinces me to check out the Cheese & Onion Whatnots. (Very delish). This time, her son has dissapeared in one of the alleys. (We later found him at the bakery with one of the ladies seducing him with Carrot cake). Anyway, we find ALL THE WHATNOTS GONE. We are a very sad duo. Is this how well live? Honestly? Next time before picking out EVERYTHING from a counter, please think about us, the two of us, who went to bed starving and cursing. Sharing is caring.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 14:09:45 +0000
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