Seven Degrees of Cajun Intellect FIRST DEGREE Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said How should I know? Dats 200 miles from here! and hung up. Marie said, Who was that? Boudreaux answered, I dont know, some man wanting to know if the coast was clear. SECOND DEGREE Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, Hummm, dis person looks familiar. The second Cajun says, Here, let me see! So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, You dummy, its me! THIRD DEGREE Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the arms of another man. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, No, honey, dont do it !!! Boudreaux replies, Shut up, youre next !!! FOURTH DEGREE Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, Go ahead, and axe me, I know all of them. A friend says, OK, whats the capital of Wisconsin? Boudreaux replies, Oh, dats easy: W. FIFTH DEGREE What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? Is it mine? SIXTH DEGREE Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware. SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call da police for help, and what do dey do? Dey send me a BLIND policeman.
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