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Should you ever be interviewing a landscaper to do some work on your property and he/she suggests a Giant Bird of Paradise plant, I recommend the following: nod as though considering the idea, suddenly point and shout, Whats that?!!?, and when they look, kick them savagely in the privates. Then throw them off your property as vigorously as possible. I have a Giant Bird of Paradise and it looks like shit except for about three days after trimming off all the dead crap that accumulates. Its only real purpose is to provide long term employment for landscapers. On the plus side its an excellent home for roaches, wasps and ants.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 17:47:27 +0000

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