Siggi Hjartarson is a collector of penises. Yes, I said - TopicsExpress

Siggi Hjartarson is a collector of penises. Yes, I said penises. He has housed his whole collection of preserved mammalian ding dongs (ranging in size from mouse to sperm whale) at the Iceland Phallological Museum in Husavik. He has yet to add a human example to his members only club. The requirements for this unfilled slot are straight forward. A witnessed signature and a legal length of 5 inches. I say legal length because in Iceland, to this very day, a woman can divorce any man who comes up short of 5 inches. I wonder if size affects alimony in Iceland ?. Anyhoo, I wont be donating mine. No, its not because theres a divorceable lackage in my package but rather my fondness for Lord Manning of the Lower Regions. If I wanted to put my 5th appendage on display, Id walk thru Bushwick with no pants on and be preserved on Youtube. My Crotchville Companion and I entered this world together and well leave it together, thank you very much.

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