Signs Youre All Grown-Up Now -- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. -- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. -- You hear your favorite song on an elevator. -- You watch the Weather Channel. -- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. -- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. -- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up. -- Youre the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door wont turn down the stereo. -- You dont know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. -- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. -- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. -- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. -- Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. -- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff. -- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. -- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. -- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. -- You read this entire list, looking desperately for one sign that doesnt apply to you, but, cant find one to save your life.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:55:21 +0000