Since Marie Morrison shared an amusing quote on, um, a delicate subject by one of her professional clients this afternoon, I get to as well. Last week we had two busloads of teenagers from a marching band come to visit Clingmans Dome. I was packing my gear into my car at the end of my shift when I overheard a girl inquire about restrooms. She was directed to the vault toilets -- a fancy word for an outhouse equipped with a waterless urinal and a pit toilet (we have no running water at the Dome). The girl cautiously opened the door, peered inside, and shrieked: Oh my g**, which one do I use? Her traveling partners bust a gut laughing. Really. Too funny!
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 22:57:36 +0000