Since Sarah Higgs-Juarez got on me for not having time for Facebook anymore, I will catch up on a week of funny Jonah stories. She busted me...I was still at work at 7:30 on a Friday night! LOL! 1. Jonah went to Family Night at church. Bryan Bender and his crew had a frisbee that lit up (for ultimate frisbee of course.) Jonah was playing with it until the big kids came and took it to start a game. He got a bit upset and kept saying, Mommy! Where my plate go? 2. Jonah asked me for a green 3. I looked at him and said, A green 3? I dont know what you are talking about. He said, Oops! Sorry! I meant a green E. It took a minute and then I realized he wanted a green M & M. #densemommy 3. Jonah did not want to get up yesterday morning. I tried the happy sing song, the gentle encouragement, all the nice things that I would prefer over being jerked out of bed all at once. He finally rolled over, squinted his eyes shut really hard, and pointed at the ceiling saying, No, no Mommy. Turn light off NOW and GO SIT DOWN!!! 4. A hunter walked by with an orange coat and hat. Jonah started calling him Orangeman. Orangeman has consumed the rest of our funnies for the week. That is ALL he is talking about!!! Its like an imaginary creature or something. Now whenever he cant find something its OH NOOOOOOOOOOO! Orangeman took my _____. This mommy is REALLY tired of Orangeman. I am sure there are more...but it is time for a NAP! Lets see if I can try telling him to turn off the light and go sit down. LOL!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 19:10:38 +0000
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