(Slender Man Rap I Made Up , Viewer Discretion Advised) Okay honestly , I dont know how much more that I can take I feel like every time I move my sanitys about to break for those of you who never played I dont suggest this game to you if you dont want to see a therapist until your 92 because Im twitching , and shaking , and sweating off my ass , now Im super paranoid , WHAT WAS THAT ? The cat , wait a sec up ahead is that another note ? YES YES Thank god , now I think Im getting real close damn it that was just my first , now its time to find the next tonight Im gonna check my closet fore I go to bed , Not cuz Im scared , just to be sure my clothes are still there , Yeah not for Slender Man HA I dont even care , now the musics picking up , and my light is getting dim, And I hear the static buss , the screen is fuzzy AGH THATS HIM!! , , And somehow , I dont know I just lost all control my bowl movement had a mind of its own , Thanks to you Slender Man , I need to change my pants Whoa , what the hell happened in here? I swear I dont know , I admit that was a fluke , but that will not be the end I will kill you if you park a buick on the floor again! So I shut my door , lights off , volume full blast , And I think Ill be prepared with this cork inside my ass, Slendy Slendy , where are you now , I just minding my own business you dont have to sneak around , oh my god theres a fence , OH MY GOD ANOTHER FENCE , Okay a truck , a tunnel , a rock , ANOTHER FENCE , Dude Im just a little kid Slender Man , why you creepin ? Wheres Chris Hansen from Dateline when you fricken need him , Im not scared anymore , Slender isnt even real Ill go on my merry way - OH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL , I thought this cork would work But somehow , things got worse Think I puked twice as much had some come out my rear Slender Man , what the hell ? Cant get rid of the smell Knock knock Britt whats going on ? Do NOT come in here , Now Im trapped in my room , puke and dookies on the floor , somehow I still have the notes , and I only need one more Holy farts this is intense , hes teleporting everywhere AGH BLAH GAH UGH- changing direction and hes there Oh no not the pool house , GOD why the pool house havent been inside it yet , and there is no way out But I need the note I need to win , Im so close Oh My GOD hes right behind me, time to book it , here it goes ,Juke left , juke right , and the music is getting louder And the screen is getting fuzzy and my light is losing power Hope hes not around the corner , cuz my life depends on this Empty chair over there , wheres the note? THERE IT IS! , FML , shouldve known That , this game was a troll , It dont matter what you do Because he will find you , Thanks alot this game sucks , Now I just need a hug From someone with a face , Thanks Very Much
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 08:25:52 +0000
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