So Bob goes for an interview for a job in a golf store. When he was asked why they should employ him over the other applicants, he responded, Because I know lots of famous people that can help this store. So you know Adam Scott, do you? cynically asked the interviewer. Yeah, we go way back, even spoke to him last night, responded Bob. I dont believe you, said the interviewer, prove it. Sure, Ill even introduce you to him. Follow me. Bob drove the interviewer out to the airport and they hopped on a plane to fly to Royal Pines where Adam was playing. When they arrived Adam was giving his victory speech. He spotted Bob in the crowd and thanked him over the mic for the pep talk last night. The interviewer was impressed. How about Tony Abbott then? Yep, we used to train for triathlons together, said Bob. I dont believe you, said the interviewer. Follow me then..., and they hopped on a plane to Canberra where Tony was addressing a tour of Parliament House. Bob!, says Tony, long time no see. The interviewer is in disbelief and remarks, I guess you know the Pope too? You bet, says Bob, and off they fly to Rome. They arrive at Vatican Square where the Pope was addressing the masses. Because of security youll have to wait here, said Bob. Minutes later, Bob appears on the balcony with the Pope, high fives him then waves to the interviewer. But upon returning back below, Bob finds the interviewer sitting on the ground accompanied by a medic. What happened? asked Bob. I must have fainted. I was doing fine when you walked out on the balcony and high fived the Pope. Then some stranger asked me whos the guy in the fancy costume on the balcony with Bob.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 08:15:20 +0000
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