So I have an idea to modify the categorization of human waste excretion. Generally, the system works like this: #1. Urination #2. Defication With my new (patent pending) system, all the bases are covered. By using science to determine a more appropriate form of classification, we run less risk of confusion. The new order is as follows. #1. Flatulation (Gas) #2. Urination (Liquid) #3. Defication (Solid... Mostly) In some cases, you may have to use the number sequence #1>#3, #1 X #2, or even #1 + #2 + #3 = π Save yourself the trouble of blaming the smell in your general vicinity on random sulphur fissures by saying I just popped a #1, my bad. Leave the dinner table with a sophisticated statement like Excuse me, may I be excused to rock a #2. Be ahead of the game by explaining to your friends that youll return upon dropping a #3. Its 2014 people and its time we stepped up our game! Youre welcome...
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 20:51:59 +0000
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