So I head off to the Beauty Technician (love that term) to have my eyebrows waxed, 20 minutes later I realize that eyebrow waxing is the same as natural childbirth....you seem to suffer from shortterm memory loss in between waxes. This technician it seems, received her training at the Guantanamo bay academy of PAIN. If she ever decides to change careers, I would recommend her for a post in the justice department...by the end of the 20 minutes, I was ready to admit to building Nkandla, placing the iceberg in front of the Titanic and burying Jimmy Hoffa with his concrete boots. She started of with placing lava, aka wax, on the eyelids.....and then proceeded to rip off half of my epidermis....whilst humming what I am assuming to be a soothing melody...which oddly reminded me of Johnny in The Shining. Just as I was wiping a stray tear and letting out an audible sigh of relief, she whips out her next torture tool.....tweezers! Never mind her frikkin lava wax, now the beyatch was finishing me off with something that reminded me of 10 000 red army ants gnawing on my living flesh! Hopefully, when the redness and swelling has dissipated, I will have two neat eyebrows worthy of this torture. One good thing has come of this, I have booked the man in for an eyebrow wax....Youtube video to follow
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 14:18:07 +0000
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