So I just found this joke on my old hard drive. I didnt write it and I have no idea where it came from, but I hope it lights up your day :) There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with a specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from, of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional space. This proposal being given in a more liberal era, the student got the funding. He filled out mountains of forms, set up a lab with a ready supply of terns, and proceeded on his way. After a year of diligent work, groveling monthly before the review committee to get his stipend, and living with drugged terns, he completed his study. With trembling hands, he delivered his 247-page report, complete with charts and graphs, to the review committee. The august body peruses his study, asking penetrating questions and reducing our student to jell-o. Finally, the department head rises. The light reflects off her steel rimmed glasses as she stares down at our student. There is a lot of good work here, she says. But we cant accept this report. You have detailed marvelously the effects of THC on terns but you forgot one essential step: you have no control group. Our student turns pale and says, You dont mean... Yes. Im afraid so. You left no tern unstoned.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 06:45:24 +0000
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