So, I love America. Super duper a lot. My country tis of thee....In the course of human events it becomes necessary....home of the brave.....all of that. I dont want to live anywhere else. But... Theyre bringing two relief workers from western Africa that are infected with the Ebola virus to the United States. So... Im thinking Canada. Ive been there dozens of times. Nice folks. Love beer. Ive never really understood the poutine thing, but I can adapt. But then I guess it wouldnt be too hard for Ebola to jump the Canadian border, so maybe somewhere completely out of North America would be needed. Oh no...better yet. I just had a brilliant idea. Remember that movie Bio-Dome. It had Pauly Shore in it, but dont hold that against it. Im totally gonna build a big dome over our property. We have watermelons, peaches, plums, grapes and persimmons growing here, so well just learn to live off fruit, I guess. But I do need to get some beer brewing equipment, because Im gonna have to figure out that whole deal, cuz Im gonna need the beer. Ill need to start growing some barley, I guess. Ive only got 7 acres, so Im going to have to be strategic with my crops. Ill have to teach the horses how to pull a plow and whatnot. Getting Abby to be a farmer is gonna be really super hard too. She barely likes to leave her bedroom. I dont know. This has become a whole lot of work. I guess well just stay here and keep doing things the same. Hope I dont get the Ebola, though. That would really suck.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 19:38:20 +0000
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