So I participated in the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2014 and I wanted to brutally murder everyone involved... Just... just look at this crap! This is actually what they wanted me to pick! Question 1: Favorite TV Show Choices: The Big Bang Theory, Good Luck Charlie, (The biggest steaming pile of dogcrap on Disney) Jessie, Sam and Cat Reaction: Doctor Who, next question What I Had To Choose: Good Luck Charlie Question 2: Favorite Reality Show (BUT I HATE REALITY TV!) Choices: American Idol, American Idol 2 Americas Got Talent, The Voice, Wipeout Reaction: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! None, because they all suck! What I Had To Choose: Wipeout... BECAUSE PAIN! Question 3: Favorite Cartoon Choices: Adventure Time, Phineas and Ferb, Spongebob, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reaction: Cant I choose both Adventure Time and TMNT? But... where the heck is Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters or Gravity Falls?! What I Had To Choose: TMNT Question 4: Favorite TV Actor Choices: Benjamin Flores Jr. (Who?), Jack Griffo (Who?), Ross Lynch (Who?!), Jake Short (WHO?!) Reaction: WHERE THE HECK IS ANDREW LINCOLN OR MATT SMITH?! What I Had To Choose: Ben Jr. because hes a kid... Question 5: Favorite TV Actress Choices: Ariana Grande, Jennette McCurdy, Bridgit Mendler, Debby Ryan Reaction: Melissa McBride What I Had To Choose: Jennette McCurdy, cause shes somewhat funny Question 6: Favorite Movie Choices: Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Iron Man 3, Oz: The Great and Powerful, Smurfs 2 Reaction: Never saw any of these... but I heard that all of them, but that rip off Hunger Games crap, suck. WHERES GRAVITY OR THE LEGO MOVIE?! Frozen is more than likely better than ALL of these! What I Had To Choose: Iron Man 3 Question 7: Favorite Movie Actor Choices: Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr., Neil Patrick Harris, Adam Sandler Reaction: Ugh... fine Ill pick Depp. What I Had To Choose: Johnny Depp Question 8: Favorite Movie Actress Choices: Sandra Bullock, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Jayma Mays Reaction: For some reason, Im shocked theres no Megan Fox... What I Had To Choose: Sandra Bullock Question 9: Favorite Animated Movie Choices: Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2, Despicable Me 2, Frozen, Monsters University Reaction: WHERE IS THE LEGO MOVIE?! What I Had To Choose: Monsters University Question 10: Favorite Voice From An Animated Movie Choices: Steve Carell as Gru from Despicable Me 2, Miranda Cosgrove as One of the kids from Despicable Me 2, Billy Crystal as Mike from Monsters University, Katy Perry as Smurfete from Smurfs 2 Reaction: Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime or Sean Schemmel as Goku, the rest can go away What I Had To Choose: Billy Crystal Question 11: Huge Stunt! Choices: Slime Bathtub Races, Slime Rodeo, Slime Obstacle Course Reaction: Really? What I Had To Choose: Slime Bathtub Races Question 12: Favorite Animal Sidekick Choices: Patrick from Spongebob, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb, Sparky from Fairly Odd Parents, Waddles from Gravity Falls Reaction: Wheres Jake from Adventure Time? What I Had To Choose: Waddles, because Perry is so 5 months ago Question 13: Favorite Male Buttkicker Choices: Johnny Depp as Tanto, Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, Dwayne Johnson as a GI Joe Guy Reaction: *sigh* What I Had To Choose: Hugh Jackman Question 14: Favorite Female Buttkicker Choices: Sandra Bullock from Gravity, Jennifer Lawrence from Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Evangeline Lilly from the Hobbit, Jena Malone from Hunger Games: Catching Fire Reaction: Bullock fought space! Shoo! Shoo! Away with the rest of you What I Had To Choose: Sandra Bullock Question 15: Favorite Music Group Choices: Maroon 5, One Direction, One Republic, Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis Reaction: Oh my god kill me!! What I Had To Choose: Maroon 5 because the rest look like they should all die in an extremely hot furnace... Question 16: Favorite Male Singer Choices: Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake, Pitbull, Pharrell Williams Reaction: Hey look, someone I recognize! What I Had To Choose: Pharrell Willams because he worked with Hans Zimmer to make Electros reveal song Paranoia Question 17: Favorite Female Singer Choices: Lady GaGa, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift Reaction: Yeah, I dont know listen to any of their literal crap so... What I Had To Choose: Selena Gomez because her Hotel Transylvania song was ok. Question 18: Favorite Song Choices: I Knew You Were Trouble, Roar, Story Of My Life, Wrecking Ball Reaction: How about some advice... GET SOME REAL MUSIC! This pop crap can only end with my rage at maximum!!! Get some rock into this! What I Had To Choose: I Knew You Were Trouble because of my vow to choose something for every question... Question 19: Favorite Book Choices: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series, Harry Potter Series, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games Series Reaction: Note how each and every one of these has several movies and is part of a series. I choose Jurassic Park What I Had To Choose: Harry Pothead- I mean Potter! Question 20: Favorite Videogame Choices: Angry Birds Star Wars, Disney Infinity, Just Dance 2014, Minecraft Reaction: Yeah, no. You see, I dont play these overrated pieces of crap you call games. Minecraft is the only one of these I would ever choose... Aliens Vs Predator (2010) for me thank you very much Rebellion... What I Had To Choose: Minecraft Question 21: Favorite App... (Yeah this is a thing...) Choices: Angry Birds Star Wars II, Candy Crush Saga, Despicable Me: Minion Rush, Temple Run Reaction: THEYRE ALL GAMES!!! What I Had To Choose: Temple Run Question 22: Most Enthusiastic Athlete Choices: Dwight Howard from the Houston Rockets, Cam Newton from the Carolina Panthers, David Oritz from the Red Sox, Richard Sherman from the Seattle Seahawks Reaction: HA HA! I wish I was dead... What I Had To Choose: David Ortix Question 23: Favorite Funny Star (ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This is the most creative you could to come up with! There at least better be funny stars!) Choices: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Kevin Hart, Andy Samburg, Sofia Vergara... Reaction: I hate this place... I hate it so much. *tear* What I Had To Choose: Kevin Hart Yeah, never vote for the Kids Choice Awards! Its pure bullcrap!
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 09:01:23 +0000
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