So, I read an article on the proposed Hyperloop. The writer says, "I attempt to explain it in the simplest terms I can come up with." The article then includes the following sentences: The function of the neotransistometer, I think, is self-explanatory. (Ummmm, yeah. Completely self explanatory!) In order for the Hyperloop to reach Mach 0.91 (also known as Eberstark’s Constant, represented as ρ), the LFT’s must super-collide, sublimate and thermosynthesize simultaneously, reaching the electrolytical oxiduction point; with a steady supply of polycarbonate thermite flooded into the rotary dehydration portal, each Hyperloop pod can successfully ignite, elevate, and chromosphere from one terminal to the next, without argifying, de-substantiating or undergoing fyto-photo-interterpidation. (Simple as can be!) You know how typical internal combustion engines tend to Boullify in aneroid environments where the gear ratio is constrained by a manifold vacuum? (Yeah, sure, I was just talking about how annoying it that my engine Boullifies in an aneroid environment. Dumb engine!) When post-adumbration occurs, on the fifth full moon after Secretary’s Appreciation Day, the transcombustant air putrifier roars. (And this is where I finally realized the entire article was one big joke--on me!) https://medium/jog-with-a-blog/1f283f8545fa
Posted on: Tue, 13 Aug 2013 02:10:40 +0000