So Im at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. I was in the check-out line and the lady behind me asked if I had a dog.... Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldnt because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that Id lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the ICU with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and just eat 1-2 every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was gonna try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in ICU cuz the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodles ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was gonna have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that youve read this I have to confess, I copied it. Now copy and share. Make someone else laugh lol lol!!
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 03:04:18 +0000
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