So Im working from home today when a man knocks at my door. my door is all glass so he can see me coming...as Im walking to the door Im strapping on my Glock... I get to the door and say may I help you? he now looks terrified and sez ...no, no thats okay, I dont want to disturb you. I said well Im already disturbed, you are on my patio with an electric cord in your hand, youre obviously looking for an electrical outlet, would you like to use mine? he stands very still (like a frozen statue) and says ...if its not too much trouble maam. I said sure go for it, he just stood there staring at me...I pointed to the outlet and he said ...can I move now? God I love carrying a gun!! When he came back to unplug, he stands in the grass waving his arms, saying Im approaching now to unplug. I said thanks for the heads up. Lickety split he got his cord unplugged and out of there. Im still chuckling just remembering the look on his face.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 22:12:29 +0000
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