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So. On record, the fastest jump out of bed still, quite possibly, very asleep. But my brain. Registered 6 big MF spiders! Two green, two red and two yellow. In a mili- second I have screamed,some inaudible word vomit, jumped up, turned the light on. And secured a slipper as a possible means to commit murder. When Im standing there with one eye open, slipper poised for action, I realized that it was dark and how did I see 6 colored spiders? And where the f are they!? Was that a dream!? Wtf!? Conclusion: proof that God has a sense of humor lol and he had to, he created my twisted sense of humor! Ugh!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 07:32:22 +0000

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