So, a chugger from Battersea Dogs Home just knocked on my door trying to get me to sign up for donations. I have nothing against donating to charities and do this quite often, but resent people knocking on my door and pressuring me to do it. Anyway, first words out of his mouth are are you the homeowner? Really? you dont look old enough. let me just check - are you over 25? He had SO CLEARLY been trained to say this to knackered looking women to try and charm them. I have had a steaming headache all day, no sleep last night, its a no make-up day and Id just come in from giving the chickens their medicine and was covered in feathers and a bit of chicken poo. I look every one of my 36 years and then some. Hed have had more chance of winning me around if hed said rough day, love? and let me weep on him.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 17:37:37 +0000