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So a guy is jogging along past a cemetery when he sees a funeral procession. The procession consists of two hearses, a guy walking a pit bull, and a line of about 100 guys behind. Intrigued, the jogger approached the man with the pit bull and asked what the deal was. The first hearse, the man replied, was my wife. She was a total witch. She was always complaining about my habits, my friends, and anything else she could find. So, I sicked the pit bull on her and he killed her. The second hearse, he continued, was her mother. She was just as bad. So, I sicked the pit bull on her and he killed her as well. The jogger thought about that and finally asked the man, can I borrow the dog? Get in line.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 23:06:51 +0000

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