So as many of you may have noticed, it was pretty nippy last night, which means we are officially heading into #CuddleSZN. In the summer most of us run the #NoCuddleOffense, which even girls appreciate because after she runs to the bathroom post swoop in a race against UTI time, a sweaty death grip from a guy she may not know all that well is not exactly an ideal way to get a good nights sleep. But in the Winter? Even the most heartless girls can appreciate the comfort of little spoon heaven. In the Summer, if your guy is kinda yoked his arm is more like a rib cage crushing weight that makes it hard to breathe, but in the Winter that arm will make you feel safer than Justin Zapp makes Sam Weinberg feel. If youre a guy the usual difficulties of being the big spoon may include but are not limited to 1) Hair in the face, which tickles you ever so gently and wakes you up anytime she moves her head. 2) Inability to adjust position, no one falls asleep the same exact way they laid down, but with that arm pinned under her neck youre not going anywhere, which brings me to 3)Loss of arm sensation, if your hand were being used forcibly to give someone a hand job you wouldnt know it cause you lost all circulation a long time ago. In the winter though, the feeling of a nice round warm ass pressed against your junk feels good enough to make it all worth it. Every kind of cuddling seems to work in the Winter, especially the one where the guy lays on his back and the girl lays her head on one pec and places her hand on the other. That shit makes us feel like Spartans that just won an epic battle. (might look into having pledges bring me grapes whilst in this position) Anyway, point is in the Winter everyone hates sleeping alone, dont go home by yourself to a cold lonely bed, come to my bar tonight at Tabu Nightclub and Champagne Lounge, and hunt for someone who will cuddle hard, all night long. Its #CuddleSZN
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 18:23:48 +0000