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So does a bear shit in the woods is the proverbial question? I now know from first hand experience that bears do in fact shit in the woods, usually right after they exploit your error of food storage while camping. And you have spent 3 hours huddled in a tent listening to the carnage which is eerily peaceful, like a dog eating. The thing you dont expect is the fact that bear encounters cause in humans the insatiable need to urinate. Which is problematic because you cant leave the tent because there is a big freaking brown bear about 10 away. So lessons learned: Bears dont eat liverwurst, but love Oreos, grapes, salsa and sour cream. I will wash my truck that it left prints all over, but time will not erase the memory of the looks on the girls faces and sounds of pounding hearts
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 19:12:14 +0000

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