So recently i have been doing a research at our kenyan clubs. I sampled the best and average clubs in both Nairobi and Kisumu. In each club, i went on a friday for a fortnight each. Then i went for a theme night(rhumba night and reggae night) in those two weeks. These were the findings: 1. When i dressed very sharp, with nice cologne, nice watch, spent 2regimes at the barber shop, nice shoes and generally looking awesome, but i had a bottle of cheap unrecognised liquor infront of me, even if i danced like Michael Jackson under the direction of Judge Ian, no lady looked my direction at all. 2. When i dressed very simple: simple tshirt, simple jeans, cheap slippers, no watch, no cologne, came out of the house without looking at the mirror; even if i was dancing like i not only had two left feet, but a left body or not dancing at all; if i had a bottle of Jameson or Johnny Walker blue label infront of me, almost all ladies would be looking my direction, some smiling, some winking, others stealing glances even under the watch of their male company. 3. When i went to rhumba night, if i bought a bottle of Jameson, just one or two ladies would look my way or none at all. If i bought a bottle of Jameson and a crate of beer for my friends, more ladies would look my way. If i bought a bottle of Jameson, a crate of beer and then tucked in, put on a suspender and swelled my stomach to look like i had a kitambi, all ladies would look my direction and the waiters would be escorting me to the loo and helping me zip up if i snapped my fingers. 4. When i went to reggae night, if i bought just two bottles of beer, all ladies would be looking my direction. If i bought a shot of Jameson, the club manager would be the one serving me! In light of the above, i therefore theorize that CETERIS PARIBUS, money or money equivalents makes an average human being stomachably attractive Jaduong Pentium 5 Inside.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 09:59:59 +0000
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