So theres a new virus thats been spreading around one of my friends have been very badly infected. Because the symptoms are sitting around doing nothing with a blank stare eatting all the tine watching TVs and staring at video games all day, not talking to anyone, and being in hermit like states, the virus is called lazy ass and its spreading like wildfire, the cure is to cut all gaming console cords, shut off the tvs lock all cabnit and fridges and then carefully kick theyre asses out side and tell them dont come back till the sun goes down. Do this every day for aweek and theyre lazy assness will go away with no reacurring sideeffects. Unfortunately my friend is way too infected and will probably die in front of the tv in his boxers but others can be saved!!! Do. Not give in to infection ask your doctor for more info
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 04:55:30 +0000
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