So, uhh.. seeing as there are all these completely awesome posts now, I think its my turn. Physics jokes? So there was this farmer, and he had some really nice cows. Unfortunately, on the 22nd of May, they stopped producing milk altogether. This threw the farmer into a panic. He tried all sorts of home remedies, but he couldnt get anything to work. As a last resort, he swallowed his pride, and went to the local college to ask some of the professors for help. The agriculture professors, biology professors, culinary professors, even the chemistry professors all tried, and failed, to find a solution. It was now the 17th of July, and the farmer was rather frustrated. His livelihood was soon to be ruined. As a last resort, he turned to the physics professor at the college. The professor came out to the mans farm, and spent two weeks living there, observing the cows, measuring everything quantitative he could, and writing down all sorts of tables and graphs and equations. He left the farm and went back to the college to gather his results. He returned to the farm two days later and announced his success to the farmer. Great news, my good sir! After all my calculations, observations, analyzations, permutations, third world nations, and with lots of patience, I believe I have found a solution to your problem! I can make your cows produce that glorious, life-giving substance once again! The farmer was overjoyed at this news. However, the professor said, theres just one slight catch... It only works with spherical cows in a vacuum! Its funny. I promise. Thank you for your time. Ill be here all week. Please no more rotten vegetable throwing. It gives me the chance to make some really corny jokes.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 02:01:36 +0000