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Some Good Advice: There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Lettin the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easiern puttin it back. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When youre full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 14:39:57 +0000

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