Song Lyrics: Well, its that time of year again - time to produce another Christmas song. Lets see whos coming in today. Well, whoever it is, theyre already five minutes late. Perfect! *door opens* Hey, who are YOU guys? (Hello. Were der Amish Voodchucks.) Woodchucks? Im working with WOODCHUCKS!? *giggles* Uh, all right. Lets see who weve got here. Graeber? (Right here, Tom.) Carl? (Over here, Tom.) Barry? Barry. BARRY! (Thats me.) *sighs* Are you idiots ready to sing this song? (Chorus: Ookay!) Christmas time in Amish land House is dark, der food is bland Ve vant toys made by Mattel Parson says ved burn in Hell All ve ever get is tools Me, I vant a svimming pool English boys get cars und trucks This Amish Christmas sucks That was very good, Graeber. (Naturally.) Great bass, Carl. (Thanks.) Uh, Barry, Im having a little trouble hearing the k in trucks. Watch it next time. Barry? Barry. BARRY! (Yah, right. Who died und made YOU Parson?) (Here ve go!) Der Parson says dat Santy Claus Breaks a lot of Amish laws He made us give our candy back Den he dyed our turkey black Ve vant a brand-new milking stool I still vant a svimming pool English boys get G.I. Joes Oh, Amish Christmas blows (Vun more time!) English boys get G.I. Joes Oh, Amish Christmas blows That was very good, fellas. All right, thats a take. (Vat do you mean, thats a take? Ve vant to sing it again.) (Yah, ve vant to sing it again.) Ah, no, fellas. Thats enough. Ive got other people coming in. (Vat do you mean, other people?) (Vat other people?) (Yah, we want to sing it again!) Look, Ive got a life. (So vat, we cant sing it again?) (Ve vant to sing it again.) (Ya, lets sing it again!) No, no. There is no time. (Aw, come on.) No. (Come on, Tom, please?) Look. Thats it. You guys get out of here. Out! Ooouut! (No. Vere not leaving until ve get to sing it again.) (Yeah, vere going to sing it again!) (Here ve go:) No, Im finished. You dont understand: FINI. (No, Im Barry.) (Und I am Carl.) (Und Im Graeber.) (Und vere da Amish Voodchucks.) Well, Im outta here. Bye. (Vere you going?) Im outta here. (Dont go.) See you. (Ve vant to sing it again.) Bye. (Gee. Ve should have had Bob produce this song.) (Ya. Bobs funny.) *giggle* (Backwoods)
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 19:59:24 +0000
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