Sooo... Now I can report this story. Once upon a time(Sunday evening) in a land far far away(Bloomington) there was a brainless idiot who liked to burglarize people. So anyways, in the land far far away, a prince returned to his castle to find the brainless idiot had broke in and stole some things... Namely, a fanciful thin rectangular contraption that allows you to communicate with anyone anywhere and can access the knowledge of the universe. But just when things looked bleakest for our fair prince and the lawman who arrived on his magical horse with light-up ears... They noticed something... What, you may ask? A selfie-taking voice-sending device! But thats really not evidence that the owner of the selfie-taking voice-sending device had been the one who broke in... He could have been a victim of the brainless idiot too... So all started to look bleak again for our prince and the brave lawman... But then our magical light up ear horse riding lawman had an idea... Lets see if their Stupid selfie-wedding-baby picture posting bragging acct (Facebook)is open... And it was! Haa-zaa! The lawman then then asked about any info on the owner and didnt get any encouraging info... It appeared he lived in a far far away kingdom and was probably just a victim too. BUT THEN!!! They realized the could track the fanciful thin rectangular contraption... And they did... It came back a few blocks away and the lawman relayed that info to the reliable trolls they keep leashed to their desks by their ears in a windowless room forced to answer phone calls and type mindlessly into fantastic boxes that the trolls leashed to their desks in Anoka County swear cant comunicate with anyone, or anything outside their windowless room(But are really full of bs) And a fairy princess(Who, when her fairy princess duties allow, works as a magical light up ear horse riding law woman) had heard the conversation and said, But wait, my magical horse riding compadre! The selfie-taking voice-sending devices owner we think lives in the far off kingdoms mother lives where the fanciful thin rectangular contraption say it is! And so the magical light up ear riding horseman and woman(Who, if you forgot, is also a fairy princess) sent one of the other magical light up ear riding horseman to sit outside and watch the selfie-taking voice-sending device owners mothers house while they called in a special magical light up ear riding horseman who doesnt have to wear the magical light up ear riding horseman costume everyday and they all worked to fashion a parchment that after being signed by a powerful black dress wearing wizard would allow them to walk in to the selfie-taking voice-sending devices owners mothers house... While working to produce the special parchment they also discovered that the selfie-taking voice-sending devices owner had a warrant from a different far off land. After the parchment was signed by the powerful black dress wearing wizard they got some other SPECIAL magical light up ear riding horseman (in case the selfie-taking voice-sending devices owner had a fire breathing dragon) and requested the presence of a neighboring kingdoms lawman and his ever faithful k9 companion to meet them near the selfie-taking voice-sending device owners mothers house for a super special ultra private pre-walking in pow-wow. And after many-many FREAKING HOURS... They finally, just now, again, FINALLY... Went to visit the brainless idiot who liked to burglarize people and forgot his selfie-taking voice-sending device while doing so. ICYMI This Weekend: AUDIO: Multiple Agencies Respond To A Report Of Shots Fired In Golden Valley, MN mnpoliceclips/audio-multiple-agencies-respond-to-a-report-of-shots-fired-in-golden-valley-mn.html AUDIO: Former Gopher QB Philip Nelson Arrested In Mankato mnpoliceclips/audio-former-gopher-qb-philip-nelson-arrested-for-vicious-sounding-assault-on-isaac-kolstad.html VIDEO: Father of the Year Nominee - This Dumb Facially Tattood SOB mnpoliceclips/video-father-of-the-year-nominee---this-dumb-facially-tattood-sob.html AUDIO: Crystal - Walgreens Pharmacy Robbery - Lets see if you can find where this brain surgeons plan went wrong. mnpoliceclips/audio-crystal-mn-pharmacy-robbery.html AUDIO/PICS: One of those CRAZY police chases everyone should check out! mnpoliceclips/audio-absolutely-crazy-high-speed-chase-hennepin--ramsey-county.html AUDIO/PICS: St Anthony PD Chase Ending In Pretty Horrible Sounding Wreck By Lake Johanna mnpoliceclips/audio-st-anthony-pd-chase-ending-in-pretty-horrible-sounding-wreck.html DASHCAM: Go Home Tree, Youre Drunk mnpoliceclips/video-go-home-tree-youre-drunk.html Damn... Minneapolis police be hassling you for anything... Who doesnt do this after an accident????? mnpoliceclips/audio-well-that-was-odd.html
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 08:50:53 +0000
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