Speaking of people with intern issues… The FIRST black president of the United States…THE PASTY WHITE BILL CLINTON…Told the race baiting crowd at Wednesday’s MLK 50 Years Since the Dream Speech revival that… IT’S HARDER TO VOTE THAN IT IS TO BUY AN ASSAULT WEAPON!!!!!!! Yep…That’s what he said. Well…That got me to thinking… Maybe he has a point. SETTLE DOWN…YOU obviously haven’t put as much DEEP THOUGHT into this as I have. Now then… I believe we should make it EQUALLY as easy to vote as it is to buy an assault rifle which really aren’t assault rifles but that’s not really the point. Okay…From now on…when you go to vote… YOU WILL HAVE A MINIMUM 10 DAY WAITING PERIOD before your ballot will be counted just in case there are some…SHADY AREAS in your history or…YOU HAVE ALREADY VOTED AT LEAST ONCE IN THAT PARTICULAR ELECTION. OF COURSE…Before you actually GET your ballot…YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK!!!! And, as part OF that background check…YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVIDE A BUTT-LOAD OF PERSONAL INFORMATION INCLUDING… A PHOTO ID!!!!!!! Naturally…If you try to VOTE in ONE location…YOUR INFO WILL BE ON FILE AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TWINKLE YOUR TOES OVER TO ANOTHER LOCATION AND TRY TO VOTE THERE. By the way…I believe one of the things they look into during the 10 day waiting period is…WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAPPEN TO BE ALIVE!!!!! Dead people will NOT be allowed to vote. And…Considering Slick Willy’s proclivity towards the EARLY DISCHARGE of his PEE SHOOTER…AND AN AIM BAD ENOUGH TO HIT A WOMAN’S DRESS AND HIMSELF IN THE FOOT AT THE SAME TIME…IT’S RATHER DOUBTFUL HE WOULD BE ALLOWED A GUN…OR A BALLOT!!!!! Somewhere…MLK is spinning like a LATHE in his grave.
Posted on: Fri, 13 Sep 2013 14:40:47 +0000
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