Statuses We Would Be Updating On FB If We Were In The Times Of Abraham, Adam, Moses and Noah,etc 1. Guys its scary. Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. #Shaking! 2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come.. 3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here.. #OMG! 4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbbiden fruit.. I mean who does that!? Smh 5. Just chilling in first class At Noahs Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But em Lions keep staring at me.. #Weird 6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. #RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop* 7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Racheal 8. Isaac: my goodness! Dad nearly sacrifised me.. #SelfieWithLamb! 9. One of Jesus Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with em bros.. They guys are funny.. #LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh) 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn! 11. David: Guys the balcony is Dope.. I can see every female Anatomy 101 #Word! 12. Jezebel: Victorias secret is the Bomb.. #Hollah 13. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going to bring the roof down on this paty.. #TurnUp! 14. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #Smh
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 15:52:12 +0000
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