Steven Trigg: OK gentlemen lets get on with this urgent meeting in regards to how we can pull back the enormous momentum Port Adelaide have in the media Phil Harper: Dont you think we should just concentrate on our own back yard and get the team in the best possible position to contend for the premiership? Steven Trigg: That would be nice Phil but in reality we are no hope of contending for a premiership given the Draft restrictions placed on us by the AFL Phil Harper: Well whose fault is that? Steven Trigg: I do take some responsibility but we need to move on Phil Nigel Smart: I agree with Triggy, we need to move on and find ways of stopping Ports momentum Steven Trigg: I would like to propose the idea of wearing the South Australian State Jumper in the Round 2 Showdown Phil Harper: WHAT!!!!!!! Nigel Smart: Oh boy oh boy .......... I love it Triggy Phil Harper: Oh come on fellas, the South Australian State Jumper belongs to the state and should only be worn by players representing South Australia Steven Trigg: Well we are The Team For All South Australians Nigel Smart: Yeah thats right Triggy we are The Team For All South Australians Phil Harper: Yes that is our motto and I feel it is a bit insular and restrictive. We should be expanding our market like Port Adelaide have done which is why we are having this meeting in the first place. Add to the fact that The Team For All South Australians has not made sense since Port Adelaide joined the AFL Steven Trigg: I respect your views Phil but we need to move on and discuss wearing the South Australian State Jumper Nigel Smart: Yeah the South Australian State Jumper Phil Harper: The SANFL Commission will NEVER agree to this Steven Trigg: They have already agreed Phil Harper: WHAT!!!!!! Steven Trigg: Yes, I have already had a meeting with them and they have agreed Phil Harper: So you had a meeting with the SANFL without consulting with all of us first Steven Trigg: Yes Phil Harper: Im really concerned, the Showdown is Ports home game, which in reality means we are reducing the South Australian State Jumper to a mere Clash Guernsey Steven Trigg: No, no, no, we are honouring SA Footy by representing the 9 clubs that form the SANFL Phil Harper: But Port Adelaide are 1 of those clubs. They dont need us to represent them Steven Trigg: Well that is a slight flaw but..... Phil Harper: And how do you think Port Adelaide are going to feel about it Nigel Smart: I dont care Phil Harper: Well you should care because not only are Port Adelaide going to object to this idea, but most South Australian footy greats are going to slam the idea except Graham Cornes and give our club a bad look Nigel Smart: I dont care Steven Trigg: I respect your views Phil but this is going to happen Nigel Smart: Can I roll it out to the media Triggy? Steven Trigg: Yes Nigel you can Nigel Smart: Ah thanks Triggy Phil Harper: Well its going to look pretty silly when our captain VB a Western Australian or Danger and Sloane 2 Victorians pose for the media in a South Australian State jumper Steven Trigg: They wont be Phil Harper: Well who is then Steven Trigg: Scott Thompson Nigel Smart: Ah that is just brilliant Triggy, not only is Thommo a South Australian but he also originated from Port Phil Harper: We will be ridiculed for this Nigel Smart: I dont care Phil Harper: Well you should care, wearing the South Australian State Jumper as the away side where not many of our fans will be in attendance makes no sense at all Steven Trigg: OK Phil, I respect your views but we need to move on. In the round 9 game against Collingwood, we will be wearing the BIG V jumper Nigel Smart: Oh boy oh boy .......... I love it Triggy Phil Harper: Ah now youre just taking the piss, not only is this most nonsensical idea I have ever heard but Eddie McGuire would take you court. Nigel Smart: I dont care Steven Trigg: Next on the agenda is our TV Membership Drive commercial Nigel Smart: Can you play it Triggy, can you, please, please, please Steven Trigg: OK Nigel here it is ******** sound of play button ************* Im Brenton Sanderson, coach of Adelaide. After more than 23 years, this club knows what it takes to win And I reckon were on the verge of something special. Can you see where Im going this? Weve got new coaches 2 New captains Exiting new players ....but not as many as we should have because we cheated And a new home ground coming at Adelaide CROWval It wont be easy, AFL football never is I promise you this though We will never ever give up We are Adelaide Phil Harper: Thats Port Adelaides TV Membership Drive commercial with the words changed Nigel Smart: Oh boy oh boy .......... I love it Triggy Phil Harper: God youre a ****** Nigel Nigel Smart: I dont care From bigfooty/forum/threads/transcipt-south-australian-state-jumper-crows-meeting.1048435/ ~bone
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 07:45:50 +0000
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