Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you are you sleeping? Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl 3. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me! 4. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, theyre carrots! 5. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend sees you and ask; what are you doing here? Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 6. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Ans: No! Im practicing to die. 7. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: Plz can I get you a table? Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor 8. you meet someone after a long time and they ask you, is it really you am seeing? ans:no am a sign post
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 21:48:47 +0000
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